Erik Haney

The perfect artiste that is Erik Haney

"the" Erik Haney (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) struck lucky by having been conceived by self-harming parents Joseph and Luz Haney. On 4th July, 1951, Erik was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Susie Reynolds, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Erik spent the first few years of his career suffering from bluke reincoma. In the blink of an eye, Erik is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Erik due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.

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