Ernest Waller

The thinnest wack-job that is Ernest Waller

With no future in sight, Ernest is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Ernest spent the first few years of his life suffering from gout. Ernest Waller was born in the year of 1927, to parents Joseph and Tommie Waller. On new year's eve, 1929, Ernest was picked up, while begging for pennies, by midget-fellow acting star wilma estes, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets. Ernest's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a half-baked electrician.

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