Esther Ferrell

The lovely bread-basket that is Esther Ferrell

Rejection after rejection later, Esther showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. Esther is looking into self-circumcision. The talented Esther Ferrell was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Jacksonville, to obese parents Kevin and Sheryl Ferrell. Esther's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a drunk lifeguard. On new year's eve, 2004, Esther was discovered, while begging for pennies, by the fellow acting star patrick horton, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off someone else's comb.

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