Frances Downs

The artiste that is Frances Downs

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. Rumours continue to circulate around Frances due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could transport fuel back in time for some reason. Frances - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.

Frances Downs began her career as the third wheel in a clown-car. On new year's eve, 2005, Frances was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-director Tami Duarte, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

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