George Pennington

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George is a true exemplification of the proverb: a friend is easier lost than found. George Pennington was conceived in the family barn in Memphis, to abusive parents Milton and Alicia Pennington.

One of his first roles was as an average electrician. Back in 1937, George was discovered by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Roberto Long, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise.

George spent the first few years of his career suffering from halitosis. Although four prongs short of a fork, George is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.


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Herald of the Soul Creepers Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 21st February 2025, 19:00




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