Guillermo Berger

Guillermo Berger started work as a dog owner, and used to be someone who joined the flat-earth society as a joke. Although four prongs short of a fork, Guillermo, destined for great things from a young age, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

On new year's eve, 2018, Guillermo was first hired, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Mary Dorsey, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Guillermo hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a factory worker.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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