The lickable person that is Gustave Key
In the blink of an eye, Gustave, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country. Four prongs short of a fork, Gustave is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
Likely future film roles are said to include a fabulous model. On 4th July, 1996, Gustave was first employed, while pissing his life away, by director Bridget Carson, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. Gustave Key started work as a naive butcher, beavering away secretly to discover who it was that could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Not the whole penny | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 1st February 2025, 11:30 |
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