Helen Rosario

On 4th July, 2018, Helen was discovered, while begging for pennies, by top-producer Carl Madden, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever. Five times married and six times divorced, it seems that Helen has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Helen Rosario was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Barking and Dagenham, to parents Walter and Laura Rosario. The history of Helen's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a surly college graduate without a permanent home.

Helen, who was once a lazy engineer, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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