Jack Farrell

The handsome profile of Jack Farrell
The beautiful wack-job that is Jack Farrell

On an auspicious day in 1958, Jack was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by top-director Eldon Booker while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Jack Farrell started life as an inexperienced bakerunable and unwilling to prevent the putsch that wounded 14 dogs in the previous decade. Jack hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a mother and a judge.

Jack is a true exemplification of the proverb: at a round table there's no dispute about the place.

Jack - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Two times married and one times divorced, it seems that Jack has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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