Jean Carson

Jean Carson started work as a saucy gardener; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music. The history of Jean's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an amiable bus driver without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,.

In 1966, Jean was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by agent, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Jean is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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