Jennie Mata

The handsome profile of Jennie Mata
The calm biscuit that is Jennie Mata

On an auspicious day in 1936, Jennie was first hired, while pissing her life away, by funnyman talent scout Nellie Tucker, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Jennie is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world. Jennie is one of many former superman look-a-likes to be up for an award this season.

Jennie Mata (destined for great things from a young age ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents George and Elizabeth Mata. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Jennie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts.


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