Jeremy Mercer

The handsome profile of Jeremy Mercer
The nutter that is Jeremy Mercer

Though without a permanent home, or his own teeth, Jeremy constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 1949, Jeremy was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-talent scout Sue Arias, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. The amazing Jeremy Mercer was born, died, and was re-born again in 1934, to highly unattractive parents Henry and Cierra Mercer. Amusing rumours about Jeremy Mercer suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an author as an alternative career.


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Get your balls out of my court Next showing: on BeebTV, on 7th November 2025, 23:00




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