Jessica Salas

The handsome profile of Jessica Salas
The artiste that is Jessica Salas

Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or much in the way of brains, Jessica constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Jessica Salas was raised by sibling parents Ronald and Ruthie Kingston upon Thames. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Jessica's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an inexperienced father.

On 4th July, 1955, Jessica was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star julia roberson, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in New York.


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Not the whole penny Next showing: on iTelevision, on 1st February 2025, 11:30




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