On 4th July, 1941, Jesus was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by an ass of a fellow acting star millie lutz, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Jesus Booker was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Islington, to self-harming parents Jesus and Ida Booker.
Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Jesus found success wherever he looked.
With one foot in the grave, Jesus is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.
Amusing rumours about Jesus Booker suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a plain-speaking pilot as an alternative career.
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