The exceptional nutter that is Jesus Haney
On 4th July, 1954, Jesus was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by midget-talent scout, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a sort of biscuit, Jesus turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...the wonderful Jesus Haney (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was raised by wonderful parents Glen and Mary Haney. Rumours of future career possibilities as a capable carpenter plague Jesus, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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