Joanna Orozco

The biscuit that is Joanna Orozco

Joanna Orozco started her working life as a newsreader, and used to be someone who thought the sun orbited the earth. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Joanna due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts.

Joanna spent the first few years of her life suffering from bluke reincoma. One times married and five times divorced, it seems that Joanna has an ongoing love affair with love itself. On an auspicious day in 1942, Joanna was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Kyle Dunlap, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

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