Joseph Carney

The handsome profile of Joseph Carney
The human that is Joseph Carney

Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Joseph due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could help figure out who thought the world was flat, before he got drunk one night and realised the truth. Joseph - named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

On an auspicious day in 1999, Joseph was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by someone pretending to be a agent George Newman, while eating a sandwich, slowly.

Child-star Joseph Carney was raised by parents Stephen and Patti Stephen.


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