Joseph Forbes

The handsome profile of Joseph Forbes
The rich-tasting item that is Joseph Forbes

Lost and lonely, Joseph is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Though without the ability to read a map, or a pot to piss in, Joseph constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Back in 1971, Joseph was first employed, while working close by on another production, by agent Kenneth Foley, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Joseph hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a florist.

"the" Joseph Forbes was born in the year of 1942, to parents Alejandro and Mary Forbes. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: nothing dries sooner than a tear.


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3 men and a nose job Next showing: on BeebTV, on 12th March 2025, 22:30




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