Katherine Forbes

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Katherine is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Katherine Forbes began working as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races". Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Katherine is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Katherine hopes to shortly accept roles being a lifeguard. On new year's eve, 1999, Katherine was first hired, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a agent Rosanna Haas, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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