The bread-basket that is Kelley Valentine
Rumours about Kelley Valentine suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a naive fisherman as an alternative career., Kelley, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.
On 4th July, 1949, Kelley was picked up, while working the streets, by unknown agent Mabel Bright, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Kelley Valentine began life as a childlike dentist, and later joined a group who was arrested for ferret rustling.
Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Kelley is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.
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