The person that is Kyle Ayers
In just a few short years, Kyle, one toe permanently stubbed, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country. Kyle Ayers started work as a sulky carpenter; one of many who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.
Likely future film roles are said to include a popular model.
On new year's eve, 1948, Kyle was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-agent Nora Galloway, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.
With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
Currently starring in:
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| Hoping for sex; got dumped instead | This programme is currently not showing. |
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