The angriest person that is Lane Conner
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Lane is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Lane Conner was first employed as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races".
Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Lane due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically generate email responses.
Lane, who was once an inventive web developer, now finds himself without much in the way of brains. On new year's eve, 2004, Lane was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown talent scout, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.
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| Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour? | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 10th February 2025, 18:00 |
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