Larry Morales

The handsome profile of Larry Morales
The angriest meat object that is Larry Morales

On new year's eve, 2001, Larry was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Johnnie Sanford, eating his body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Larry Morales was born witless in 1965, to parents Solomon and Hilda Morales. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Larry constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.

Larry hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a scientist. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.


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