The human that is Lorenzo Kirby
Lorenzo is a true exemplification of the proverb: empty bags cannot stand upright. Lorenzo Kirby was born in the family barn in 1945, to grateful parents Wyatt and Charles Kirby.
Lorenzo spent the first few years of his working life suffering from allergic rhinitis.
Four prongs short of a fork, Lorenzo is always on the lookout for slave labour.
On new year's eve, 1962, Lorenzo was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by talent scout Johnnie Sanford, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Rumours continue to circulate around Lorenzo due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts.
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