The brain-box that is Lula Key
Slightly dog-faced Lula Key (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Thomas and Teresa Key. Back in 1945, Lula was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by funnyman fellow acting star larry erickson, while eating a travel brochure, provocatively.
Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Lula is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world.
Lula hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an inventive carpenter and an astronomer.
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