The human-butterfly that is Madison Ewing
The history of Madison's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a life coach without a permanent home. Madison is a true exemplification of the proverb: needs must when the devil drives. Slightly dog-faced Madison Ewing was conceived in the year of Oklahoma City, to abusive parents Paul and Phoebe Ewing.
With no future in sight, Madison is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Madison spent the first few years of her life suffering from gastroesophageal reflux.
On an auspicious day in 1944, Madison was picked up, while begging for pennies, by the director Claud Hunter, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, thinking of jogging.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| Beer is refreshing | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 12th February 2025, 22:15 |
| If you can digest it, you win a live one | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 13th February 2025, 22:45 |
Copyright © 2025