Malik Ibarra

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Malik, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Lost and lonely, Malik is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. In 1923, Malik was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by the director Wilma Savage, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.

Malik's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an absent-minded shop assistant.

Malik Ibarra began working as a judge, striving in secret to discover who it was that thought the sun orbited the earth.


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