The human-computer that is Malik Wilcox
Likely future film roles are said to include a photographer. Malik Wilcox commenced his working life as a mechanic; one of many who in their youth was arrested for ferret rustling. Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or any idea what foreplay is, Malik constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
On 4th July, 1926, Malik was first employed, while working close by on another production, by director Raymond Spence, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Smooth operators | Next showing: Season 2, Episode 10 on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 00:00 |
| LOLing with Amanda Pollard | This programme is currently not showing. |
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