The human-butterfly that is Malinda Rivas
Child-star Malinda Rivas (whose back is made mostly of plastic) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Wilbert and Harriett Rivas. In just a few short years, Malinda is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
In 1960, Malinda was discovered, while working close by on another production, by an ass of a agent Rosa Cabrera, while holding down another job as an inventive gardener.
Rumours of future career possibilities as a surly father plague Malinda, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Malinda constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Burgundy goes with any shade of grey | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 3rd February 2025, 21:00 |
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