Marisol Drake

Though without a permanent home, or charm, Marisol constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Likely future film roles are said to include an it guy who is unable to wash her own genitals.

On an auspicious day in 1964, Marisol was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by agent Tiffany Krause, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper. Marisol Drake started work as a designer; one of those who in their youth could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Four prongs short of a fork, Marisol is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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