Marissa Grimes

The calm brain-box that is Marissa Grimes

"the" Marissa Grimes (a government conspiracy in the making) was raised by comely parents William and Shirley Grimes. Likely future film roles are said to include a fire fighter who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. In just a few short years, Marissa, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

On new year's eve, 2006, Marissa was first hired, while working close by on another production, by little known director Wendy Massey, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.

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