Marjorie Webb

Marjorie hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a factory worker and a gynaecologist. Actor Marjorie Webb was raised by parents Anthony and Gladys Ealing.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Marjorie showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

In 1996, Marjorie was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by the fellow acting star pauline arias, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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