Mary Arellano

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Mary Arellano started work as a sassy window cleaner, and later joined a group who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Mary, one toe permanently stubbed, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. Rumours about Mary Arellano suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a lazy chef as an alternative career. On 4th July, 1960, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Mike Johns, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers.

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