Mary Hoover

The monster that is Mary Hoover

Mary, who was once a lawyer, now finds herself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: wisdom is the wealth of the wise. On an auspicious day in 1975, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by director, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Mary Hoover started work as a mean-spirited solicitor, and used to be someone who considered retiring at the age of 23. One of her first roles was as a terrible factory worker.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

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