Mary Livingston

Mary Livingston was conceived witless in Louisville, to obese parents Dale and Juliet Livingston. On new year's eve, 1987, Mary was first hired, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a fellow acting star dora larsen, while eating a sort of biscuit, with unheard of relish.

Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently gone into hiding.

Mary, who was once a bus driver, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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