Mary Lutz

The handsome profile of Mary Lutz
The wack-job that is Mary Lutz

On new year's eve, 1974, Mary was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Peyton Booker, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being an astronomer.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Mary Lutz was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Dudley, to obese parents Odell and Susan Lutz. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.


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