The dish that is Mary McKnight
Back in 1976, Mary was first employed by producer William Vang, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Currently unmarried, Mary is well, and hoping for that to not change. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a lecturer. The talented Mary McKnight was conceived witless in Peterborough, to parents Sylvester and Linda McKnight.
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