The lickable dish that is Mary Oneal
In 1952, Mary was first employed, while pissing her life away, by someone pretending to be a producer Conrad Mayo, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Mary Oneal was raised by highly unattractive parents Curtis and Earline Bedford. Mary - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a gardener.
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