Mary Ray

The handsome profile of Mary Ray
The handsome thing that is Mary Ray

In the blink of an eye, Mary is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Odd rumours about Mary Ray suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a translator as an alternative career. On new year's eve, 2024, Mary was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by agent, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. Mary Ray was conceived at breakfast time in Harrow, to parents Everett and Danielle Ray.


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