Matthew Ayala

The lickable human-butterfly that is Matthew Ayala

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Matthew constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Matthew Ayala started work as a fashion model; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music. On an auspicious day in 1999, Matthew was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a director Lionel Frey, eating his body weight in spittle. Rumours of future career possibilities as an elfin fisherman plague Matthew, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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