Maxwell Duran

The simplest human that is Maxwell Duran

The precocious Maxwell Duran was raised by parents Richard and Letitia St Helens. On new year's eve, 1938, Maxwell was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-talent scout Mike Johns, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Maxwell is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Likely future film roles are said to include a malodorous newsreader who is unable to understand roman numerals.

Currently unmarried, Maxwell is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

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