The wonderful item that is Maynard Cuevas
In 1986, Maynard was first employed, while begging for pennies, by director Bridget Carson, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. Rat-faced Maynard Cuevas (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate abusive and self-harming parents Erick and Mary Cuevas. Likely future film roles are said to include a tailor who is unable to wash his own genitals. Currently held in prison, Maynard is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.
Although not his real name, Maynard, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| One born every minute | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st February 2025, 22:00 |
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