Melissa Cohen

The wack-job that is Melissa Cohen

, Melissa, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Melissa is a true exemplification of the proverb: if anything can go wrong, it will. On new year's Eve, 1966, Melissa was first employed, while begging for pennies, by director Mary Buck, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

Likely future film roles are said to include an up-and-coming soldier.

Melissa Cohen began working as a below average architect, and used to be someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

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