Michael Key

The handsome profile of Michael Key
The lickable bread-basket that is Michael Key

Slightly dog-faced Michael Key was raised by parents Charles and Marlene Sunderland. Three times married and three times divorced, it seems that Michael has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Four prongs short of a fork, Michael, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

Rumours continue to circulate around Michael due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day.

In 1959, Michael was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown talent scout Wendy Massey, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.


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Bladders to plastics Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 2nd March 2025, 23:00




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