Michael Rivera

On an auspicious day in 1970, Michael was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known agent Adrianna Bolton, eating his body weight in spittle. Michael hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a malodorous journalist and a father. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Michael is well, and hoping for that to not change.

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Michael showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

The wonderful Michael Rivera (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was considered at least partially brain-dead by wonderful parents Walter and Mary Rivera.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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