Michael Rosales

The sweetest human being that is Michael Rosales

On an auspicious day in 1982, Michael was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Agnes Reilly, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Michael Rosales was conceived in the family barn in Greenwich, to parents Monroe and Ellie Rosales.

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Michael constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. Rumours continue to circulate around Michael due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance.

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