Michelle Carney

The handsome profile of Michelle Carney
The brain-box that is Michelle Carney

Michelle Carney (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by comely parents Pearl and Erika Carney. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Michelle is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

On new year's eve, 1997, Michelle was first hired by talent scout Annie Farley, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Likely future film roles are said to include a fashion model who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma.


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