Mildred Dudley

On 4th July, 1988, Mildred was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Omer Hanna, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Mildred is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. "the" Mildred Dudley was born during a wizard's banquet in 1984, to grateful parents Howard and Lori Dudley. Likely future film roles are said to include an incompetent window cleaner.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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