Millie Lutz

Four prongs short of a fork, Millie is looking for any way out of the current situation. Millie Lutz began life as a naive baker; one of those who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses. On new year's eve, 1982, Millie was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by a director Donald Cunningham, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Likely future film roles are said to include a childlike electrician who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6.

Though without the ability to read a map, or any idea what foreplay is, Millie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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