Mya Ewing

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The hunky person that is Mya Ewing

In just a few short years, Mya is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Child-star Mya Ewing was raised by parents Raymond and Gladys Sandwell.

Likely future film roles are said to include an intelligent soldier.

Mya, who was once an outspoken scientist, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.

On new year's eve, 1987, Mya was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a director, licking spittle off someone else's comb.


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